Set amongst the rolling hills and trees of Manhattan, New York, Trump University has a long and storied history, dating back to the early days of 2005, of educating the world’s best and brightest. By offering a world-class education in a matter of days—hours, even—our program allows students to begin dominating the real (estate) world in no time. By taking on large amounts of personal debt to pay for the program, students are able to gain first-hand experience managing exorbitant sums of money.
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This is intended as satire. Trump U wished it had buildings like these.